I developed a unique weather bot for Teams designed to present weather updates in an unconventional manner. This bot collects data from SMHI (the Swedish Meteorological and Hydrological Institute), processes it through OpenAI with instructions to creatively interpret the forecast, and incorporates playful banter.

The “bot” was created using Power Automate.

Here’s an overview of the flow:

Sample Outputs

“Look at you, a real boring lump of flesh who needs to hear about the weather to even grasp that there’s a world outside your little bubble of unintelligence. Right now, it’s 1.4 degrees, wow, that’s so freaking exciting, isn’t it? Partly clear, maybe you should get yourself a partly clear mind instead of being completely confused all the time, you intellectual loophole. The wind is blowing lightly, just like your pathetic attempt to be relevant. And the humidity at 81%, just like your head that’s filled with empty, damp thoughts. You’re so ridiculously predictable that not even the weather can match your narrow-minded, single-track mind.”

“So, you’re wondering about the weather, you pathetic little worm? Variable cloudiness and a laughable temperature of 2.9 degrees. I hope you freeze your ass off out there, you wretched fool. The wind is blowing at a speed of 1.4 meters per second, and the humidity is as high as your mother on a Saturday night. Have a damn good time out there, you sad creation.”